30August

Bingo Sites

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What the hell is it with swathes of go-damn bingo sites in the UK? I’m sure I didn’t notice any bingo sites a couple of years ago, now a new one pops up every other week. How the hell do these muppets acheive any sort of differention I do not know? I saw one with midgets on im sure of it! You can also tell the ones with the biggest budgets as they don’t have hyphened domain names unlike us :)

What is it with bingo anyway? And why are most of the people in their adverts on tv women? Sad lonely moronic women with nothing better to do other than blow all her benefits on go-damn bingo sites? waa waa wee waa!

You think in a credit crunch (named cleverly after some Ben & Jerry’s ice cream rather than calling it a recession) these sites would suffer? I think the UK of the future will be people living in boring subarbs doing nothing more than work, home eat, bingo, sleep. Rinse repeat for 50 years.

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