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Look at this traffic I can generate with Stumbleupon, due to my infinite powers. One click of a button gets me this:

From zero to here lol:

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What the hell is it with swathes of go-damn bingo sites in the UK? I’m sure I didn’t notice any bingo sites a couple of years ago, now a new one pops up every other week. How the hell do these muppets acheive any sort of differention I do not know? I saw one with midgets on im sure of it! You can also tell the ones with the biggest budgets as they don’t have hyphened domain names unlike us

What is it with bingo anyway? And why are most of the people in their adverts on tv women? Sad lonely moronic women with nothing better to do other than blow all her benefits on go-damn bingo sites? waa waa wee waa!

You think in a credit crunch (named cleverly after some Ben & Jerry’s ice cream rather than calling it a recession) these sites would suffer? I think the UK of the future will be people living in boring subarbs doing nothing more than work, home eat, bingo, sleep. Rinse repeat for 50 years.

To protect our users, we can’t process your request right now…

This is pissing me the hell off, I’m trying to find sites with a certain term in the page, and Google in all their infinate wisdom shows me this after looking on about 3 pages of its serp results. So far the only way to stop it is either go though a Proxy or anonymiser or clear cookies and reboot your router every 10 mins to stop the idiots spying on you lol.

If anyone knows how to stop that inane message then fire away with comments.

Why the UK sucks:

Don’t get me wrong there are some good things about this Island, but - I just can’t quantify them now, so I have compiled a list of why it sucks:

1. It’s a scrufy dump.

For the most part, the UK is a shithole. Dilapidated towns and cities are rife, although some nice towns exist they tend to be self-righteous and snoby. The rest has a general feeling of malaise or something - it’s basically depressing to look at.

2. It’s violent.

Now I’m not no prude or some softy, but the UK is a violent place. In fact I would digress Salford in Manchester makes Detroit look like Disney Land. Even recent immigrants here agree. You are more likely to get your head kicked in, robbed, knifed, or be a victim of other random acts of violence than any other so called first world countries. The odd thing is it’s getting worse, every day someone get’s beaten or stabbed. Pickup any local rag and read the front page and interior pages to get a synopsis of this. Also we are now on StreetCrime number 4, I think this is going the same way of the “Now” series of music cd’s. I mean what kind of country has a “knife culture?”

3. The weather.

It’s cold, damp and wet. Even in summer expect rain and wind. Summer seems to last about 1 week. If you have joint problems this is not the place to live as the air is very damp and cold.

4. It’s too expensive.

I wouldn’t mind the cost of living if the place was amazing. But it’s not. It’s expensive on everything from cars, to fuel and housing -in London for example expect to pay about £250,000 for a small flat above an Indian takeaway, to paying for TV licences, bank charges, income tax, tax on goods, stealth taxes and tax when you die…great. It’s a very expensive place to live.

5. The National Anthem.

Why the hell we sing “God save the Queen”, I have no idea. I don’t want to save any Queen, have no interest in the Queen and don’t feel in anyway patriotic, to her or her song. The other song ‘Rule Britiania’ seems to scream racism and bizarre thugish nationalism more than anything.I much prefer Italy’s uplifting and jolly national anthem.

6. It’s cuisine is terrible.

Cuisine is actually a French word. At least America has the burger, all we have is greasy fried fish with soggy chips. Although we do have some of the world’s best chefs and restaurants, overall English cuisine consists of egg and bacon - hmm maybe not that bad in this aspect.

7. Divided.

July London bombings prove that the UK is no longer safe. The bombers came from Leeds in England. We have a divided nation - on one side loony BNP loving white trash, and on the other disenchanted religously warped Muslims. In the middle we have a bunch of east european immigrants, twead wearing land owners.

8. TV Adverts.

Might seem strange to put this on my list, but the UK has some of the most annoying adverts I’ve ever seen, from Halifax, to Shelia’s god damn wheels, to confused.com. The Halifax adverts have been going on for years, each time I see their adverts I have to flick off.